I’ve got the book, the précis, the proposal, the portfolio, and the pitch.

I need an agent

As an agent, you know better than anyone that the publishing world is hit-and-miss. You’ve gotta keep your powder dry and only shoot when you see the marketability in their eyes. I understand that. I also understand that, as a first-time author, I’m unproven. Yet, I’m begging your forbearance. If you like what you see on this page, please give me a closer look. I’ve written one hell of a story, and with the right support, I know it will sell.

I’ve got a primary audience of eleven thousand avid followers online, and while those aren’t Kardashian numbers, they’re a solid jumping-off point from which to attack secondary and tertiary markets. There are millions of English-speaking readers who suffer from Hereditary Hemochromatosis. That is a solid bridge to future sales. While the genetic disorder that nearly killed me is a nightmare for the internal organs, it’s marketing gold for a memoirist: A condition rare enough — and weird enough — to fascinate the public yet common enough to provide a huge affinity market for targeted exploitation.

My frontline audience is also primed for market optimization. Through my social media portal demographic tools, I’ve discovered that nearly 80 percent of my followers are women, and most are over 40 years of age. That is dead-center of the book club market. Such alignment is no fluke. My writing aims at both the heart and the head, mining the richest veins of human experience in a way that leads readers to think, feel, laugh, cry, and, crucially, reach out to their friends in conversation. Those connections, to risk being crass about my own work, can be an enormous asset in our efforts to generate sales through a network of reader-advocates across both national and international markets. As a genetic condition most prevalent in people of Celtic origin, Hereditary Hemochromatosis is most common in the larger English-speaking world, from the United States to Canada to the United Kingdom to Western Europe and even to New Zealand and Australia.

With a bit of hustle (and a sprig or two of luck), we can make Incompatible With Life: A Memoir of Grave Illness, Great Love, and Survival a sleeper hit in 2024. I’ve got the writing chops, the starting point, and one hell of a story, well told. If you’re intrigued, check out one or all of the pitches below, then drop me a line to continue the conversation.

Choose your pitch

You get pitches all day long, so here are a few options to choose from depending on your mood.

FASTBALL

Do you want the whole megillah in 500 tight words? Here you go.

ELEVATOR PITCH

If you’ve only got ten seconds, here’s my quick and dirty.

CURVEBALL

This one is gonna come in a little slower and hit the plate at an unexpected angle.

THE WORK SPEAKS

I took up writing twenty years ago as a creative outlet and a way to explore my inner world. During the first decade of that journey, the essays and articles I produced appeared primarily in La Cuadra Magazine, a cultural and political quarterly I cofounded and operated for eleven years in my adoptive hometown of Antigua, Guatemala. It was the best English-language rag in Central America until Hereditary Hemochromatosis nearly killed me in 2015. That crisis forms the narrative architecture of Incompatible With Life, the memoir I hope you will represent. After years of grueling recovery, I regained the strength to write again and began placing essays on my social media portals and in a few choice publications. Read a few examples of that work by clicking on the images.

There’s more work here. The blog is fun, too. Hopefully, you see I’ve got the chops, so how about taking a risk and continuing the conversation? Life’s too short to only bet on the surest of things.

Interested agents

drop me An

What would you like to see?

First thirty pages? Book proposal?

Précis and Executive Summary?

Full manuscript?

Character Treatment of a Fictional First-Born Son?

Let me know, and I’ll get it to your desk tout de suite.

Thank you for your interest!